What is the biggest thing you have put in your butt?
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What is the biggest thing you have put in your butt?
You can check the answer of the people under the question at Quora “i need a coffee as big as my butt“
As a M2F crossdresser I wasn’t the one who put it up my butt.
But when I was 14 my 40 year old neighbor put his 11 inch thick cock all the way in me and gave me a good fucking with it. At first it hurt like hell and although I begged him to quit he kept giving it to me, because before we started I told him that no matter what I told him I wanted him to make me take the whole thing. Once he got it all the way in me and I became accustom to it, I love it so much and started begging him to fuck me harder with it.
I was kind of sore for a few days afterwards but I smiled to myself every time I thought about what I had done to get that way. And although it always hurt when he would put it in me, I kept going back to him for some more and he was happy to give it to me
Yea this is gonna be anonymous.. anyway hmm this is very long ago. So yea people always call me “Good girl” but not so true so this one day at school I remember only being 10 (now I am 23) so I found a love my boyfriend who I am still with now so this one time I was getting ready to leave the bathroom then, guess what he was in the GIRLS!! So, he said “shh don’t tell” I wasn’t a snitch so yea he said, “I really love you can I lick your a s s.” I was only ten but I thought about it I always secretly watched p o r n.. so I said “YES!” So we went to a stall the teacher forgot about us so we didn’t care. It felt so good then he asked can he put is d i ck in my butt I said “just don’t make it hurt.” When I saw how big that thing was in my head I was like “DAMN”. So he did it I loved it so much eventually 5 minutes later he asked.. can I do that pussy I nearly forgot how big that you know what was. But we did it still then I moaned one girl in there was like “ARE YOU OK.” I whispered to him oh no then I said back “Yeah.” When I wasn’t. Next thing is a paint brush which I loved until I sat on it. Then 12 years later I moved in with him we had a child. The end it was hard to REMEMBER.
I’m going anonymous because I don’t want to ruin my image.
I’m a boy, by the way.
The things I stuck up my butt are pretty small.
A Q-tip (It felt actually good)
A paint brush (Too thin; was okay until I sat on it)
A small ice cube (I had piles before)
My pinky and index fingers (Wanted to see how it feels)
A Cinthol Deo Stick ( The one with a spherical cap; was amazing )
A Vicks Inhaler (Was also amazing)
That’s all, folks!
When I was 17 I used to help an old lady by cutting her grass. Her son (24) always said Hey to me and was really nice. It happened once his mom wasn’t at home I just finished my job when his son got home. He asked me would I drink a coffee with him I said yes and went inside. While I was drinking the coffee I noticed he’s looking at me deeply at first I didn’t pay attention but later on I started feeling uncomfortable. We were talking about girls and then fetishes. He said he has fart fetish which is a bit weird but I said that’s fine many people have that. He asked me can I help him by carrying a big outside couch next to the pool I said of course. First he wanted to know if I can lift it up which I did but while I was lifting the couch I blasted a big fart. He started smelling my fart but I didn’t want to freak out because we were still at their place so it would have been rude. He got on his knees and buried his face in my ass it was extremely uncomfortable. By the way my ass is relatively big so if you look at it without knowing that it’s mine you would think it’s a girl’s ass. After a few seconds he pulled down my pants and started licking my asshole at first I was surprised but it felt so good I couldn’t say stop. At one point I noticed he’s rubbing his fingers in and out he pulled out his cock and told me to suck on it. I have never done anything like that but it was quiet hot so I just did it. His cock was certainly bigger than mine although mine is bigger than average it was about 20 cm. I was sucking his cock for 5 minutes then he moved my ass towards him and tried to push in his meat. It slipped in and he started pushing it in and out it was so good I couldn’t stand not taking it and pushed my ass closer to him to take that cock even deeper. It was the best feeling of my life. All of a sudden my cock became hard and later on I started to cum while he was penetrating me in doggystyle. After 15 minutes he stopped and told me to got on my knees in front of him. He was stroking his cock for a few seconds and then he exploded on my face it was really good I did swallow most of it and it was sweetish after that I pulled up my pants wiped my face and was about to go including him because he had an appointment at the dentist but when we shut the door his dad just arrived. He was around 50 and asked the guy if he can help him and who I am. He told him what we did excluding the horny part and he rushed away. His dad then invited me in the house for a talk. We sat outside on the couch I carried out. We were talking for a few minutes when he why am I sitting sideways I told him my left ass cheek hurts a bit then he said he’s a masseur and he’d like to help me. I agreed to it and pulled my pants down but kept the underwear on he said I need to take that off as well so I did and that was the moment when he realized I was still gaping so he said it’s not right to lie to daddy. Then he told me to go inside I was a bit scared so I did everything he said when we were inside he handcuffed my arms and legs then he sat me on his leg and told me he always wanted to punish a young boy I was stunned he took out his huge cock from his pants and oh my god it was a monster I have never seen anything like this full of veins it looked just insane. I couldn’t really suck it it was more like licking it since it was too big for my mouth. I was licking his cock for 5–10 minutes when he turned me around and started pushing it in. It took him a while to stretch me out but finally it entered me. He pushed it as deep as he can it felt good and painful in the same time. At first I was in doggy but then I rode him as a cowgirl it was extremely hot. He was fucking me for 20 minutes straight I ejaculated on him multiple times. We he pulled out his cock he pushed it in my mouth as deep as he could and unloaded it instantly went down my throat. It was a lot, his cock was leaking I just kept drinking his cum I almost chocked on it. When he was done he spanked me a couple of times and carried me to the bedroom where he fucked me again with me legs in my neck then he unloaded on my face and spread it with his dick. At the end he gave me about 100 dollars to not to tell anyone about it.
My new 30cm long horse dildo. I was only recently able to hilt and I became addicted to it right away. It gives me frequent anal orgasms and I keep wanting to fuck myself with something bigger. Here it is compared to my body:
Well, time to go anonymous for this.
I’m a 25 year old girl, so I’ve been doing this for a few years now. I’ve always watched porn videos of people (both men and women, I’m bi) putting extremely large things in their asses. It’s my biggest fetish and the biggest thing I’ve managed to have is my girlfriend slide her fist in my ass, up to about half way to her forearm. Altough her ass can actually fit my whole forearm, I’m jealous. Friendly tip: Use plenty of lube, especially for bigger things like what I just described. And if you want a bit more pleasure if your lover is fisting you, put one of those egg shaped vibrators up there. Me and my girlfriend have done it every time we fisted each other’s asses and we both have harder orgasms.
Your head. Come on dude ( or dudess? ), stop trolling. We are trying to be serious here!
The biggest thing might be a toy sword from when I was little… ._.
The biggest thing I had ever inserted into my anus is the tip of a nerf water gun. It took some effort to get it in, and then the tip is successful inserted fully. I’m really not sure if this is what an actual anal sex feels like as the tip is about 3cm in diameter.
Just like- a pretty “average” or “regular” sized dick, nothing extrordinary. Like 5 to 8 inch variety. It’s more of a girth thing. Most regar sized cocks are pretty uniform across the board. It’s not that common to see a lil Mr. Stumpy with some massive girth like an old cypress tree stump.
Dunkin’
Only my doctor’s finger, and I have a girl doctor so she has a smaller finger.
Well I’m a guy and I usually use a 10’ dildo and have cocks of all sizes in me .. I love when I have a nice 12’ cock in me … but I love all cock so any size is good with me
I was at my mom’s and seen a thick round price of wood bigger than a coke can shaped like a dick and wondered if it would fit and lived it up and worked it in easy and it hurt but went in like 4 inches and I kept trying to get more on but it would not go in and I have a nice size hole and I’ve had the big dicks that have left me stretched but tried to get all of that wood in and couldn’t cause my rim was hurting so much as I pulled it out my hole was shaped to big and wide I was shocked that I got that much in but want lie loved it and got off good as I play on it all night while my girl was at work
I haven’t put anything up (no, I’m not planning on it either), but the other day I excreted a…rather large poo that brought a tear to my eye and gave off a putrid stench
It took about 5 flushes and was around the size of a half-sized baguette.
Wonderful
>mfw someone in this thread sat on a fucking paint brush
>mfw this thread even exists
>mfw Quora can’t greentext
It’s bigger than it looks and thick! The long one is my warm up.
Oh gee.. def going on anonymous for this.
Well, I’m a girl and I’ve always been known as somewhat of a “good” girl. Anyway, after secretly watching… p o r n… I started to see a lot of a n a l. Neved would I think I would crave this experience… but I started to wonder how that would feel. I don’t know why…
Anyway, I indirecrly brought it up to my boyfriend. I brought up some story about a friend… I got him to bring up the topic. I acted surprised but inside I was excited that the subject was brought up. i had planted the seed in his head indirectly. After that, he couldn’t stop wondering about it. So then he asked if he could lick my butt. I said yes. Then after doing that for a few weeks he pleaded for me to allow a finger. I acted shocked (even though I secretly wanted it) And eventually after him asking a couple times I finally let him.
I don’t think it feels that good tbh. But mentally, it’s exciting so now I crave it and I ask for it when he’s going down on me. Although I don’t like the feeling very much I like how it makes me feel… debased and dominated. That’s as far as we’ve gone. 🙂 When I’m married someday maybe I’ll let my husband do anal; however, I don’t think it’ll feel good. I think it’ll be more of a mental pleasure as are the fingers and tongue I like hanging up my a**!
Have you ever come across (ha!!) one of these:
It’s a Doc Johnson Gumdrop Ace of Spades.
It has a circumference of 10 inches at its widest point and yes, it’s quite the fun one….
a monster horse cock dildo and I still use it to this day
A 8in life like dildo with the nuts on it was very hard to get in my asshole the first time but after that it been so much easier and I love it
This is rarely the case for me, but I agree with both other answers provided thus far, namely Daniel Pecheur’ s (what an imagination!) and Chris Sherman’ s sentiment.
What the heck, okay.
I have experimented a number of times.
When I was 16 I bought a small dildo that felt good but a tad too small.
At 19 I bought one that looked huge and it was a monster but that one ticked all the boxes. About a year later I treated myself to a vibrating one and oh boy.
Jump forward twenty years of dildo action and then I found it.
I was 39 when I watched a show about sex dolls and I knew that I wanted one. They’re pricy but at the grand age of 49 I have three male sex dolls and that outlay is well worth it.
All three are young looking and their penises are large but two of them have interchangeable ones depending on my mood. But I kiss them, fondle them and ultimately use them to full penetration for both them and me.
I’ve put a trumpet mouthpiece and a golfball
A big, buff guy named Tessa in the prison showers.
A laptop. Honest to God. Puri-puri prisoner has nothing on me. Let’s forget the context though, naturally, the laptop didn’t enter any considerable depth. In that case, that would be my thumb, I was vigorously cleaning my buttocks, then I spontaneously stuck it inside.
A 9.5″ very thick cock last night and was not pleasurable at first but definaly had a enjoyable orgasm when I felt him ejaculating in me and was A lot of it.
I’ve had a 18 inch doublehead dildo 17.5 inches in me on a double dare from my girlfriend . I already enjoy wearing butt plugs because of her so I thought why not take the bet I didn’t win because I was scared to put it all in. Maybe some day I will but for now that’s the biggest for me on the other hand the girlfriend let’s just say I’m amazed the size and lengths that goes in her.
Well, I don’t put anything there, but my wife (and I) both enjoy pegging…so she’s used various strap-on’s and the largest is a 14″ long and 2.75″ diameter dildo. Of course she has to work up to that one, so she usually starts out with a smaller 7″ or 8″ and works up to the large one. Prostate stimulation is pretty amazing, it feels great!
Ive only had regular things: fingers, tounges, penis’ & a few vibrators & dildos. However i was at a party & there was a girl everybody was trying to get drunk. Eventually she was hammered & then i saw why. She was known for inserting anything into her “backdoor. All kinds of things. Produce, handles, beer bottle necks, etc. I stopped watching early. But as i was leaving i looked over & i saw her lowering herself on to a tresemme shampoo bottle. Those are huge. Idk if she realized what she was doing. I left i couldn’tstay any longer. I saw her a few weeks later & she seemed like a perfectly happy well to do person. Very different from the party girl i saw.
That seriously depends on you! From my experience, I’ll say this- you can take much larger than you think you can. Initially two fingers might seem hard, or weird. Well, now I can take a whole fist in there easily. Especially if you are a girl. Because of the way the pelvic girdle is designed, and such. It depends a lot on practice, and that depends on how much you really wanna take it up in your ass, how much you crave the gape. Right now, you might not be able to take much, but with practice and proper technique, i.e., using enough lube and learning to relax your anal muscles, you’ll find yourself opening up wider down there. The your desire for anal pleasure will increase with it, and you’ll need larger stuff to fit in back there, and you’ll be able to leave it in there for longer hours, do chores while having something in your butt. That’s how it was for me. Before I knew it, I was dreaming of not just taken, but impaled and pounded in my ass. And I’ve gotten so addicted to the stretch, that without that sweet erotic pain in my butt, I don’t feel like going out. I’ve seen how hard they get when they see both my holes opening up when they just spread my ass. and The way I thought was, they were made so well hung. So my holes should be able to take it. And I have two holes side by side, and both gape open when i spread my ass, so who am I to say which hole he should choose? I’m submissive that way, and if he wants my asshole, I’m more than happy to give it up. So I keep myself prepared back there, all the time. So that when the time comes, and I have to spread my ass cheeks, he gets to see both holes opening up for him, and it’s truly his choice then. Have fun gaping, you’ll be amazed at the pleasure!!
Pls note: the above picture isn’t me, its just a representation of what I wrote about.
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Edit: To be able to stretch more, you need to be consistent. Keep yourself stretched for increasing periods of time, with something that is slightly smaller than the maximum you can take back there. This will give you more comfort, and longer periods of stretching. But its extremely important, that you find time to stretch out your asshole to its limits, pound it with it. This is important to slowly increase your pain threshold, allowing you to increase your stretching. Once you have started getting comfortable with extended hours of anal stretching, take it out, let your stretched out ass feel the wind! You’ll have fun, and maybe even get your girls jealous how bouncy your ass looks, how those cheeks stay apart!
Eight O’Clock
Now were asking the real questions.
I have tried numerous things up my butt with lubrication but I have never experienced a dick I would like to experience one but not with a male but a she male or transgender would be what I am thinking about because they look more like a female than a male and I do not want to disrespect anyone regarding the words I used I don’t know the proper terminology but I am learning as I go
I once let my ex insert his rather large cock inside me. I am a total top but drink was taken and I was curious. Holy sh*t!! Never again. But I have recently bought a starter dildo with cock pump, silicone cock ring and anal douche ball as i am exploring different areas of sex.
As a male, I’ve always been interested with anal play. Being 16 rn, I don’t have access to much. So we have to use common things. The first thing I ever put in me was my finger at age 13. Then a marker. Then at age 14 I used a handle of some kitchen thing. Then at 15, I used a banana. And a few weeks ago, I used my friends penis.
I had just started high school when Jackass the movie and CKY2K came out with all their stupid.pranks. My buddy wanted to jump on the bandwagon and our ass insertion joke became a reality a couple weeks after when we had a beer each and were wasted.
We were watching porn when he said his mom had a 10s unit for her back spasms and we should try the gooch prank and see if it made my butthole twitch. Not sure how I got voted to try it but there I was naked from.tje waste down with my ass up still watching this old crappy vhs of Hustler Lesbians while my friend put an electrode on my taint and on either side of my sphincter.
The first 2 settings just tickled and the 3rd I really noticed it was feeling good and at 5 I told him to stay at that number since I was totally erect and we.both had never seen precum from prostate stimulation. His dad had a tool box and I said I’d put the metal finishing hammer up my ass and put an electrode on it.
I lasted all of maybe 3 minutes until I shot an insanely thick 7 roper, hands free half way through, right onto the basement carpet.
We used the 10 units mostly after that but I liked having an audience for my “pranks” and the one I enjoyed the most was working a tennis ball into my ass and then going to the mall and having him ask me questions how it felt. When his parents and sisters were asleep we went into the basement and it took me about 10 minutes to finally push it out.
So I’m 15 an I love anal I was thinking about my ear cleaner that I was using as an anal douche (this) and for lube I use conditioner
This was up until recently I was searching my parents room for my moms toys and I found them I was so happy when I found them and now I use them all the time now the biggest single item I hav got in me was this
It’s not the exact same but it is as close as I could find but that is the single biggest thing I have used I have also had all the following at once
I had all three of these in my anus at once I sat there for 10 min so my anus had to get used to it and after that I had to pack up before I got caught
A vibrating butt plug. I had a butt plug training set, and a larger vibrating one. It took some time to get it in, even after using all three of the training sets, but once in it felt great.
So far the biggest thing I’ve put in there is my Bad Dragon dildo. Before that, it was my realistic looking self thrusting 9 inch dildo, which is amazing by the way.
I first started with a small dildo up my ass, I then got a dick rambone 17″ dildo and had that half way up my asshole, it took a lot of lube and patience and practice but once I got the head past my sphincter I was working it as much as I could and it felt incredible. Then my first cock was 9″ inches and fat and it was nice to get my asshole stretched without having to work too hard, my girlfriend pegged me with an 8″ strap on also. Damn it felt good
The largest item that I have had FULLY inserted into my ass, besides a fist, would have to be my (currently) favorite toy.
So…the largest item I’ve had inserted into my ass would be, as of last evening, my tunnel plug. It’s a butt plug that also has a hole, the “tunnel”, that runs through the center. The center “tunnel” is 1.5 inches (I.D.) and the outside has a circumference (at its widest point) of approximately 11 inches (around), which would make this awesome butt plug a whopping 3.5 inches wide if measured straight across. The insertion length (the depth it can go in) is a mere 5 inches.
But, you asked about the biggest, (stretch), and not the longest (depth), of which I will leave for an other time as that is a Totally different story…
Definitely answering this on the downlow.
Over time I found myself craving something bigger inside me. Our sex toys were not enough anymore and I was really craving some intense anal play one night alone.
While I was in the fridge I noticed a long and thick cucumber. I’ve heard so many woman using produce in place of sex toys, so I decided to try it. The first time was a pretty big thick carrot. Anyway I ran to the bedroom and started playing with my bum, getting me ready for my crazy idea. 7–8” long and about 2” thick.
When I felt I was ready I used plenty of lube and slowly put it inside me. Once it was comfortably inside me I started to f~<% myself. I had so many mini orgasms and I hadn’t even started to jerk off.
When I was done I loved how it felt when my bum was slowly closing, such a crazy tingling sensation.
Needless to say my wife and I had to find a bigger toy.
This question. Horizontally.
Let’s see: the biggest thing I tried to put in my butt, was a 2 inch thick cucumber, it fit for 2 inches, but I started yo feel uncomfy, so I took it out. The biggest thing that I DID manage to put in in its entirety, is my current dildo, which starts at 1.5 inch and ends at 1.65 inch. Going to give the cucumber a go in a few weeks from now, since it’s been a while since I did anal to myself.
Edit: I managed to put a 5cm/2 inch long dildo in me. It was a bit uncomfortable, but when it sat in me for a while, everything went well.
Well im now 19 and love athletics, i do running 8 miles every day at early morning when it is still dark. I have a good slim body, my ass looks very curvy and bit big when i wear yoga pants. Earlier when i use to masterbate i used my fingers deep in my ass while strocking my dick, but now i use dildos of diferent sizes but not any monster size.
Every morning during running i crossed an old man, age may be around 50 plus with grey hairs. He use to wave hand and say hello to me, i often noticed that when i cross this guy he sees my ass with deep interest, but i always smiled and kept running. On tje way back i see this guy sitting on a bench and again stare at my ass….
One morning i felt a muscular pain in the right cheek of my ass and i was bit limping, while crossing this old guy he noticed me limping. He stopped and asked my the reason….i told him that im feeling bit pain in the upper side of my leg. He desperately touched and pressed the cheek of my ass, as if he want to help me. I remained still and allowed him to do so. He also noticed that i have no problem with his touching he asked me to lay face down on the bench. He pulled down my yoga pants and started pressing and massaging my ass cheek very gently. It felt good and could not stop him….he continued massaging and one of his finger was rubbing my ass hole as well. I knew he is doing this with purpose so i very slowly stretched my legs and made my ass bit up to make my hole bit visible to him…he also understood that i like what he was doing…so the rubbing became more intense, rather his fingerbwas slightly entering into my hole. I didnt stopped him, and finally his finger entered into my hole…he started pushing it front and back and my ass became more up and stretched…..since my hands were on the sides i felt somthing hard touching, as i grabed, it was his hard dick and i was like shock to feel the length and thickness of his cock. I wanted to feel more and see it, so i grabed it more hard and stroked for him. His fingers movement in my ass became more fast and deeper. Suddenly he asked me to sit straight, and as i did he kissed me on lips and than pulled out his cock….OMG! It was a monster….may be 11 inches long and very thick….he pushed it into my mouth and slowly moved inside and outside…..i was unable to take even front head of it, but it felt very warm and good to my toung and its head filled inside my mouth…..after a while again he turned me and pulled my naked ass towards him to insert this huge meat into my ass. He spitted on my ass hole and then i felt the warmth of his cock on my ass hole… he was gently pushing it inside me inch by inch and my hot ass was stretching and taking that meat inside… several times he used his spit on his cock and my ass hole….inserted 2 fingers to open it futher for his cock….and finally he pushed the head inside me….i moaned a bit but i myself pushed my hungry ass towards him and took more of it….this guy was breathing very fast but pushed more and more until that monster was deep inside me….initially his movement was gentle but than it became very fast….he was smacking my ass with a sound….i dont know how did my cock became hard and my feeling was at extreme. I wanted his cock deep inside me….. my ass was also moving fast as i felt to cum….initially i noticed few white drops from my dick but soon i started cumming….this was the first time in my life…i didnt touched my cock but i was released….this guy also noticed and his movement became faster…my ass was wet and wide open and his monster cock was sliding in and out very swiftly….suddenly he pulled his cock out of my ass and pulled my face towards him….before i could understand his cock unloaded on my face and in my mouth….although i didnt eat it but the taste was sweetish….i wiped my face and than touched my anal hole…i smilled cause it was still wide open….i stood up and pulled my yoga pants up….this guy kissed me and said thanks. Before going our ways he asked me to meet him tomorrow again….
Im meeting this old guy from last one month and almost every second day he fill my ass hole with his huge dick….now more often at his place but we did twice on the same bench….
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Ok Enough. Coming to the point.
You can put anything big you want. But eventually if you didn’t take it out you’ll die.
Writing from my desk, Hiding from my boss.
~Ankur ❤
So when I was a 11 years old and now I am 22 and back then I had a girlfriend and we are still together and everyday after school we would go to a near by wood and we would study because both of our parent were at work.One day on a fall Monday when we were studying I was standing up and my girlfriend Ella put her hand in my underwear and touch my butthole I laugh then she put her hand in my butthole then she said is that find I said yes then she said can you put your penis in my butthole I said yes and when I started I and my girlfriend fall on the naked we both laugh and we kiss for the first time.
A 9.5 inch monster dick belonging to an ex boyfriend of mine. It took huge amounts of foreplay and lubrication before he could slide himself into me…and even then, it had to be a small bit at a time. It was like “ok, go a bit deeper…no! No more, just stay there for a bit…ok, a bit more…oh god no, stop for minute!”
I got there in the end though, and we managed to get into a routine. Each time, after foreplay and lubrication, I would ride him cowgirl, so that I could control the angle and depth of penetration, and the speed of thrusting. Then within a few minutes I could take his full length, “balls deep”, inside me. I have to say that his orgasms were equally massive, which in turn triggered big, powerful anal and penile orgasms in me which lasted for a while. Then, after a rest and some kissing and cuddling, he would be like 95% erect again and I would then be taken “feet over shoulders”, or my favourite, on all fours in the doggy position, “head down, ass up”. I found that I could take his full length in this position when we went for round 2, with no pain at all. Perhaps this was mainly due to me feeling relaxed with a stretched anus, and with his orgasm already inside me, no further lubrication was required. The result was usually always the same: his second heavy climax followed by my next orgasms.
Victor Allen’s
When I started experimenting with putting things up my arse as I was becoming cutious as to what it felt like to have something up me,I used my fingers, then small items that were the right shape I had in the house before buying 6″ dildo to use on myself, before getting my 1st guys cock up my arse and being fucked by him he was about 7.5″ long, but the biggest thing i have had up my arse was a 10″ dildo, it took a bit of doing initially but felt ok once it was in me and i was riding it and showed me how big a cock I might be able to take if I wanted to with the right preparation by the other guy.
“Who, me?” said the elephant.
A 20 oz my dew bottle. Well oils and once entered I bounced up and down so hard. I just want to feel real cum in my but. Ralph
The largest thing I have ever inserted into my butt is a can of pop, 355 ml. Incidentally I have it in right now.
I guess I’m pretty tame base on reading these posts . Just a 8″ dildo in my ass. I regularly use it in the shower. Someday I’ll get the real thing in there. Till then it’s a nuru massage and the masseuse pegs me at the end while I stole my dick.
What got me started ? At 50 I had to have a prostate biopsy as my PSA was high. Fortunately no issues. But the SIZE of that thing he put in my ass assured me I could fuck my ass.
I had a gay buddy for almost 30 years and we often sucked each other. I never let km fuck my ass intentionally, once by a accident it slipped in a bit , I now regret I did never let him fully penetrate me .
That being said sliding a cock between my ass cheeks would make me cum almost every time. That and frot would make me cum
To be honest, I’ve inserted a bubble wand before.
One like this except it had kind of a cork screw design on the outside.
I worked my way up to an 18 inch dildo that was 4 inches in diameter . I t made me cum over and over for several hours. I found it hard to stop fucking my ass .
I have a 16″ dildo that would be the longest object. As for girth and thickness I have had some hug Zuchinni’s stretch me out and make me gape for a while.
I am a male, I started out with butt plugs. Then it was dildoes, small to large. I managed to get a baseball bat in then went to a bowling pin. That bowling pin feels so good when I am squatting above it and I lower myself down impaling myself on it. The stretch is unbelievable.
My lady used her finger that’s all
A Glass Coke bottle 375mls a glass Tooheys extra dry beer stubbie 475mls 10 inch thick as my wrist dildo
I have never been in the habit of putting things up there. It does not appeal to me.
That would be my Lebanese Doctors giant thumb – during a prostrate exam.
I now go to a nice little Asian lady Doctor with very dainty fingers…
My blue dildo i think
I imagine it would be rather hard to do— but if you really want to try this, perhaps you could somehow manage to stuff yourself up constipated with the sum total of god-awfully reeking bullshit ever churned out from the human race multiplied by an astronomically exorbitant figure best approximated by Belphegor’s prime, which is named for the demon Belphegor (and incidentally happens to be one of the seven princes of Hell, who helps people make discoveries. He seduces people by suggesting to them ingenious inventions that will make them rich , sounds pretty keewwl ). Now Belphegor’s prime is— GET READY FOR THIS— the palindromic prime number: 1 000 000 000 000 066 600 000 000 000 001 (10 to the 30th power + 666 × 10 to the 14th power + 1), a number which reads the same both backwards and forwards and is only divisible by itself and one.
On top of this gargantuan demonic quantity add the mass of Jupiter. Just to give you a sense of scale, Jupiter is 2.5 times more massive than all the rest of the planets in the Solar System combined. Jupiter’s diameter is 11.2 times larger than Earth. In other words, you could put 11.2 Earths side-by-side to match the diameter of Jupiter. And Jupiter’s volume is even bigger. It would take 1321.3 Earths to fill up the volume of Jupiter. In terms of surface area, Jupiter is 121.9 times bigger than the Earth. That’s how many Earths could be flattened out to cover the surface of Jupiter. Jupiter has 317.8 times the mass of the Earth.
Add to that the mass of our Sun (you know that bright ball of light in the sky radiating that vital bit of eight minute old light from, oh, about 93 million miles away), which has a circumference of more than 2.7 million miles and a mass 333,000 times that of the Earth. This means our sun, a yellow dwarf (dwarf here being type of star, not little dude with beard inside the diamond mine), in case you didn’t already do the math, encompasses a mass SSSOOOOOOO HUUUUUUGE you could put 109 Earths side by side across the face of the Sun – and it would take 1.3 million Earths to fill it completely. That is to the say that the Sun is kind of big.
Add to this the mass of the largest known star in the universe, VY Canis Majoris, which is known as a red hypergiant. You have might have inferred that a hypergiant is indeed the most massive type of star.
Indeed you wouldn’t even be incorrect if you said that a hypergiant is larger than a football stadium.
This mega-ginormous-dude dog star VY Canis Majoris ( canis means “dog” in Latin) is 4,892 light years from Earth and has a circumference of 5.46 billion miles – around 2,000 times that of our sun. It would take a passenger jet 1,100 years to fly round it once.
Then add to this the ultra doomed Titanic Hindenburg made from the new diet laugh factory full of pandora’s pandemonium palace while you’re getting high off the color three and the number fuchsia partying beyond the kaleidoscopic pale while doing 55 belly-flops wearing fluorescent flip flops made in China from the raw materials of a tectonic microwaveable cherry flavored elixir mixed with a vintage black and white Russian noise and a few shots of some metropolitan adjective haystack that never drank my new stomachache veto in the most obscure hinterland of cyberspace under the dalmation circus gift-wrapped in the shamanic Kool-Aid surprise phoenix that bubbles and fizzes in an orgasm of diet 7-Flags Magic Mountain dew from a cracker Jack-in-the-Box popping out weasels and walnuts wondering “Where the hell is Waldo?” in the middle of an existential crisis until the beginning of a dead-end that can only be revived by snorting the big dipper and the hashtag that one day will be given to orion’s belt seen backwards as soon as we learn to accept the soporific stimulus of a jazzy lounge soundtrack played for a plutonian eternity in a beautiful bubonic plague party sponsored by a deliciously disorganized bureaucratic orgy gone bonkers like something fantastically and Supercalifragilisticexpialidociously chimerical overdose cooked up in the promordial soup kitchen in the half-and-half on-and-off center of the seasonal gorgonic cerberus asylum specializing in holistic hieroglyphic hallucinations if you happen to be looking through hot rosy spectacles and you notice a super cute and furry dollhouse constructed out of snake-oil ectoplasm and the spectral coffins like an annabelle doll theater decorated in anthophobic shadow people (which means they’re scared of flowers) in a zany Zoroastrian ballet troupe mixed with a few zillion whirling Sufi Dervishes who like to go hump hump hump over latex pudding with the late Humphrey Bogart’s sing-along LP that just lost its virginity to the robotic fetish of a jovian mustache masquerade that secretly slurps up butter-oatmeal yoga chunks through the genii fast-food in denial about the paraguayan somersault of derelict defecation that never streamlined spam-mail hotcakes outside the nicotine iceberg burgeoning into my turquoise diesel hangover that used to transplant puppets from the hydrochloride tomorrow that never learned to wax and wane like fruit-loops on a stereotyped volkswagon campground that smells like the questionmark of a rhino-haulic lap-dance of Hyperborean tendencies subtracted by the divinity of dachsunds that used to guzzle you out of a purple picnic prison in the neo-nihilistic vacuum highway bloating out of battery-free remote control.
In any case, those are my two cents on this age old question that has fueled myriad philosophical discussions over the millennia.
An erect penis – it felt good and, yes, I am male.
The biggest thing I have put in side me was a 14 in, 2.5 in wide king cock with balls it was a amazing felt really good when I slipped it in and fell it inside me. I have also had a 12 in dildo drill me before it was 3 inches thick stretched me out and left me gaping for days after that
Oh I love letting my girlfriend take charge and do anything to me that turns her on and it’s doing me with a baseball bat it was hard for me to take it at first but now I love it
An ex-girlfriend years ago thought is would be sexy is we try her dildo on me, into me.
So she lubes it up, I am instructed to turn over and hang on to the head board, and it goes..
As she is we are having anal sex, she asked how this feels. This is how I feel when you are taking me!
It was an experience to say the least.
10 x 5.5 in buttplug and 3 hands
Me? Not much. Maybe with the right person I could handle more. But I’ve seen videos of two handed fisting. Huge butt plugs. Also saw a video from way back of a guy getting F’ed by a horse. Not entirely sure he survived that ultimately.
I am a herring male but I am open minded and very very logical. I have in the past allowed men to have sex with me in all types of ways, I’m always on the receiving side. There came an incident when I was a senior in college and I put myself in a potentially life altering situation if police would be involved so I agreed to do something in exchange for a free pass in addition I got paid, it was to attend a gay orgy that was out of a porn movie. I had many things done to me that I actually enjoyed but the main part of the agreement I made was that at the end of the party I had to spread my ass and let a older man, older than my father with a huge penis fuck me for 20 minutes. The pain was incredible. The mans cut cock was 10” ( I was told) and thick. I never had a cock in my ass, probably an enema or suppository when I was a little kid. The attendees at the orgy did many times put things in my ass that probably stretched it to some degree but when this baseball of a cock pushed into my hole it wouldn’t go in. A load of lubricant was applied and after a hundred screams of pain the guy was determined to get his cock in my ass. I tried everything, relaxing , pushing back and pushing out like I was pooping, I wanted this to be over. When the pain was so excruciatingly hurting that I thought I’d pass out I felt his cock push into my hole. At first I could feel the chicks head in my ass and the pain diminished maybe 20% but then I felt the shaft go way up inside me and a different pain took over. The guy was successful in that his huge 10” cock was all the way up my ass, I could feel his balls hitting mine. He started to pull out and push back in again slowly, this also hurt but my mind was confused with all the types of pain I was experiencing. Problem was with this cock inside my ass I couldn’t move to easily if I wanted to leave. The cadence of the thrusts became faster and with each hard push into my ass each thrust hit my buttock hard and there was a slapping sound. I felt I was being split in two and soon his cock would come up my hole and through my mouth.finally I felt a type of vibration and a few super hard thrusts, after which came a feeling of a warm fluid filling me. The cock stayed inside me for what seemed like an hour but was finally pulled out. Once his cocks head was out of my hole an intense shot of pain went through my ass. His cum was dripping from my ass for an hour and if I reached around to touch my hole there was a severe burning sensation. I bled a bit during the night and had a sore hole for over a week. This is the biggest thing to ever go into my butt
I love anal as a man and I have bough large dildoes and other toys. I have a fake hand that I sue to pleasure myself with…It is shaped with the fingers together so I can insert it. I also have a 12 inch cock that is very large in girth that I use.
I’ve put a lot of thing in me over the years. I learned from watching porn n friends. I’ve tryed stuff from the kitchen, bathroom. Can food. Tools. To much I guess.
I bought the cody skintect realalistic 12inch dildo this thing has the texture of a real dildo it has a girth of 3 and 1 quarter at one point this thing feels so hot that’s the biggest for me that’s my limit that’s gene
The largest item I put up my butt was a large cucumber. I worked my way up from my finger to several fingers To a small banana to a large banana to finally the cucumber. At this point it went in several inches. This was also the first time I came by anal play. Very powerful very satisfying.
So I’ve been involved in all sorts of scenes for a longtime and done some interesting things but as for my butt!! including my current partner and many domanatrix’s I’ve had fingers, fists, cucumbers, a softball bat. Far to many dildos to mention from little ones upto a 2ft long tapered training dildo and a massive 12” long 3” diameter dildo named black Doug. and one penis.
nothing ..put nothing in the butt.use the pussy thats what its for and extremely enjoyable for oral and everything else
The biggest thing I’ve shoved up my ass is a penis. It was great, I loved it. I was 16 at the time, I had daddy issues then and my step father liked to fill me up every now and then. Not gonna lie, I loved it and his dick was 16in, and he would stick all of it in me. It hurt a lot, it went right up my stomach and came out from my throat because of how long it was. I’ve had to get 5 abortions, since there wouldn’t be any condoms available that fit my step father’s dick, and he would always insist to cum inside me. I had a boyfriend at the time. He found out and wanted to join. Fuck I loved it. Having two dicks inside me was great. His dick was also huge at 14in. And then my boyfriend’s father also wanted to join in. And like his son, he was 19in. So every time we would have a foursome, there would be a dick in my mouth, pussy and asshole at the same time. Most of the time it hurt so much I felt like I was dying. It was so worth it though.
We still keep going to this day, I’m 24 now and as I’m writing this I’m getting fuck by all 3 of them.
Several of my boyfriends have managed to insert an entire foot in my anus up to the ankle. It’s the most intense experience ever. I’m working on taking in a leg up to the knee. I’ll keep you posted.
I have used numerous items 0f various sizes. I think my very first time was when i was around 4 or 5 yo. My sister had a box of large size crayons and i distinctly remember it was a purple one. I had been inserting my pinky in there. Of course at that age i knew nothing about lube and i knew that spit worked when i was rubbing my penis. It also worked with my newfound toy.. The pain was minor but after many sessions the pain and soreness was gone and i began wondering about larger items. I mentioned my sister previously, she was a year older than i and she caught me doing it once. I thought i was in trouble but then she became very interested in what i was using her crayon for. she asked me why i was doing that to my poop-hole? I said ‘cuz it feels real good. She said, “Can i do it with you?” and of course i let her. We shared many times playing like that together and it led to her wanting to put it in her butt. But thats a different story. As i said in an earlier post that i would never want a real penis up there because its not my thing. Objects are a different story. I’m 82 now and in those years i have gone from a pinky to a 12 oz. can of Pepsi. I also explored sounding, which is inserting various objects into the penis but that is also a different story. Thank you for reading.
I start with smaller dildos and work my way up to a monster 12 inch long 6 inch around dildo.
I love feeling the balls on my ass when I ride it. Pretty sore the next day but worth it.
Well! Let us begin; at@ 14 yoa, i first used my moms eye liner pencil, then later@16, i used the end of a broom stick (progress!) And later a hammer handle. Then much later@ 25 an ax handle, (whoa more progress!) Then much much later in life i have taken dildos and such nit being satisfied with the girth of it i started making my own, closely resembling the deal as much as i could, i started making my own, with the outside circumference of about 2 3/4″! Whoa! I dont know about you, but thats fucking huge! I can barely take it, IT HURTS SO GOOD! I get a rush of that feeling of my ass being stretched to its max. I cant take it fir long at all, not more than a few strokes and not very deep either. I especially love the squirters(dildos)
A 12 inch long by 2 1/2 inch wide dildo. I started out with a 8 inch long by 2 inch dildo, but when I slid the big one in, it made me gasp. It had a suction cup so I had it stuck to my bed post. It was very heavy so I had to help it to my hole. Then I backed into it till I had the whole thing inside. It’s a wonderful feeling of being stretched and full.
You mean thickest or longest? I have put a hammer.
The thick end of a screw driver.
I did it when I was still a teen, (I am a teen now tho, but an adult) just out of curiosity. I was exploring things and stuff. I kind of liked it, but it was painful, even after using a lot of oils and stuff.
I decided never to do that again until I was having proper sex and my body was ready for those kind of things. The pain was negligible at first but it increased slowly and was there for about a day. Thankfully I did not have any diseases.
And yeah I’m saying all these just because I’m anonymous 😉
I was about ten years old and I’ve been doing it ever sense! I’m now 30. Feels amazing and the orgasm caused by hitting your prostate is unreal, cum ends up everywhere, I’m screaming and moaning so loud and I have to catch my breath.
In my butt I put in a 12 inch dildo my niece said that up my but very nicely I enjoyed it it was wonderful and I’m a guy and she turn me on with that dildos it was wonderful I hope she comes back again
That would be my girlfriend’s fist.
Well when I was 15 I was feeling really horny so I went to the bathroom and grabbed my moms dildo it was about 12 inches long.
I put a dick in my butt. Also known as having anal sex. No funny story to accompany this. Although a word of advice. It hurts. Glad we could have this chat. The end.
A 6 inch butt plug I love it
That question is the one that got me interested in exploring new things of big sizes for the first Ora Esatta e Fusi Orari was a wine bottle I sat down on making it stretch me nine inches wide and as deep as six inches for me to get used to the girth it stayed there for only twenty minutes then it was time to try a fruit of some kind, I packed a big handful of lard a couple of times in my now loosened hole for a orange to fit ,then a couple of bananas then just enough to fit a juicy pear I wrapped in a condom .So how did I do ? Now I’m trying to get a big family size jar of vaseline to stay up in for some thick dick from two horny guys.The best out of three good hard bangs gets to keep me for the night to do my tooshy any way he wants to .I think it’s going to be a tye
I had manny things in my ass ..bottles, candles, dildos, vegetables, ….. the best thing is large thich cock. But similar to cock is largr cucumber ..when there is no cock to fuck i use cucumber.
7.5 inch dildo
So I literally only created this account to respond to this but it was a butternut squash and this was it (I’m 15 btw 🙂 )
Well, as a male, I enjoy some prostate stimulatjon when I masturbate. As a result, I’ve put dildos and prostate massagers up my butt. I’m answering anonymously because no one in my life would guess I do this. I am a bisezual male that has yet to come out. I have a long-term girlfriend who doesn’t know I like things in my butt.
It’s an acquired feeling, but the prostate is a magical thing if you can work it properly.
Butt stuff is fun stuff, after all.
I apologize for any grammar or logic errors in this answer, I’ve had quite a few drinks tonight.
I am going anonymous because I am an Indian, straight man and in India such gayish stuff is not very common. I didn’t do any such stuff because I wanted it but because my seniors in college wanted it. So in India, in colleges you have to face ragging in which you do whatsoever your senior says. You have no dignity, free will, etc. in front of seniors.
So I had experienced many such painful experiences of things put up inside my ass as part of ragging, including a dick several times. It was all really really weird and embarrassing being a straight guy but no choice. The biggest thing(not including dicks) I put up in my ass was a corn cob and also a wine bottle. Both hurted a lot. I first had a wine bottle in my ass to the length it can go inside. I was moaning but seniors were ordering my friend to put it more inside. Then they brought a corn cob and put it up inside my ass. I resisted a lot to it but no choice ever. The corn cob really scratched it from inside and I had to see a doctor.
I’ve been putting things up my butt since I was old enough to know you could do such things. As a kid I started with small objects like fingers, pens, broom sticks. As I got older I moved to bananas, cucumbers, assorted other household objects like bottles and finally dildoes. There are actually dildoes out there that I wouldn’t be able to insert into my ass. I’ve actually taken this “fetish” seriously and I can tell you through measurements that I have had objects in my ass that measure 3” in diameter. That’s my max, and it involves a lot of lube and a lot of preparation, but the final resulting orgasm is spectacular. That’s the biggest. For the longest, I’ve had special toys 31” long all the way in my ass. Watching it work it’s way deeper from the bump traveling across my abdomen is a real trip. The sensation is incredible. I also have a double sided dildo that measures 18”, which is also fun to deep dive with. I tied a ribbon around one of the heads so I can go deep and still retrieve it.
Peet’s
As a M2F crossdresser I wasn’t the one who put it up my butt.
But when I was 14 my 40 year old neighbor put his 11 inch thick cock all the way in me and gave me a good fucking with it. At first it hurt like hell and although I begged him to quit he kept giving it to me, because before we started I told him that no matter what I told him I wanted him to make me take the whole thing. Once he got it all the way in me and I became accustom to it, I love it so much and started begging him to fuck me harder with it.
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I was kind of sore for a few days afterwards but I smiled to myself every time I thought about what I had done to get that way. And although it always hurt when he would put it in me, I kept going back to him for some more and he was happy to give it to me
My own fist. I took a little while but I was super horny.
Probably a nine plus inch penis. My cuckolding wife ordered me to submit to one of her lovers who has a big cock. She laughed as I cried because it was so painful.