What are some statements that follow, “I like my coffee like I like my men: …”?

What are some statements that follow, “I like my coffee like I like my men: …”?

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  1. I like my coffee like I like I men…

    Strong and black
    In my mouth (sorry)
    Colombian
    Sold to me by a Colombian
    By the sackful
    Warmed up in less than a minute
    Rich
    Ground up and in the freezer
    Thick
    Cold and bitter
    Mail-order
    Easy to swallow (sorry again)
    First thing in the morning
    … and my personal favorite:

    Anally

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  2. (forgive me, I don’t actually drink coffee)
    Dark, robust, and keeps me up at night.
    Nutty and sweet.
    Portable.
    Fast and cheap.
    Steamy and burp-inducing.
    Satisfying.
    Hot enough to burn my tongue and make me ask for more.

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  4. No interruptus
    Doesn’t run out; plenty of refills
    Available at all times and all hours
    Strong and sinful
    Warms up in less than a minute
    Does what needs to be done; No questions asked
    There’s nothing called too much!!! ;D

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  5. Most of the answers listed here: What are some statements that follow “I like my coffee like I like my women”? could work both ways. Here are a few more:

    Available on most street corners in NYC for less than $5
    Strong and flavorful
    Carefully prepared by trained professionals
    Strong enough to keep me up all night
    Hot, tasty, and full of foam

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  6. Sliding off the roof of my car, as I drive away. You should have seen my fiance face, when I answered that question, when he was getting me a cup of coffee!! CLASSIC, absolutely CLASSIC!!

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  7. I like my coffee like my man
    Brown, Black , White and Wheatish as well.
    Whipped (for me lol).
    Bittersweet.
    Tall,Grande,Venti – any of these is a green flag.
    Strong.
    The fragrance and aroma that turns me up.
    Lifts me up.
    Bieng cheesy is a big NO-NO to both.
    Irish probably..ahem,louis tomlinson.

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