How much coffee do I need to drink in order to make my farts smell like coffee?
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How much coffee do I need to drink in order to make my farts smell like coffee?
You can check the answer of the people under the question at Quora “why does coffee make my farts smell“
I suspect that well before the odour of coffee in fart-gas manifests itself you may have suffered a coronary heart disease or some other health issue caused by high caffeine intake.
Many years ago I worked for a company that was a market leader of instant coffee in the UK. I became associated with projects designed to discover how to dispose of the mountains of spent coffee grounds generated as a waste.
One project that looked encouraging at the time was to incorporate the spent grounds into pig food. That practice died a death after a short while because the meat from the pigs acquired a coffee odour, a variant of flavoured pork that was possibly ahead of its time!
The chances are therefore that, assuming you survive the health issues created by the consumption of enough coffee to taint a fart, you might also achieve a state where the pores of your skin exude volatiles associated with coffee.